jennylundquist

o h h  and before its too late: 

h a p p y  b i r t h d a y  M r  K i n g  o f  S w e d e n  :)




Isnt he just the cutest king ever?? :D

Is there anything like the feeling when your finace brings you  f l o w e r s
just to cheer you up on a shity day ???

N o p e , there is not  

One too many problems are circling around 

in that dark little  h y s t e r i c  place I like to call my  b r a i n .


I swear, soon the mess'll be popping out of my ears too . .

is going to watch Kick ass with finace :)

well, if we get tickets.
the important thing is that its with him  

I think we should be given bras for free.

Its not womens fault that were sexy  > . <

My lungs sounds like they belong to a very old and sick and previously smoking old man.

F u c k  p o l l e n  : ' (

Im bored.

And knowing my plan of the day im only gonna get bordeeerr.

Gotta go, got a ohhh soo sexy date with my P.E books ;)

Don't you just  h a t e  it when its something that you really hate, 

but realize its not a surprise that it happends

and that youve actually gotten used to it?

Doesnt that just . .  w a k e  y o u  u p ?

When I grow up..

Im gonna marry Lady Gaga.

When she first got started with "just dance" and poker face" I completely HATED her.
Like more than I hated Megan Fox, (didnt know that did you?) and thats alot.

But now I love her :D



Id so do her.

How sad am I, as I am just randomly sitting here in my little apartment, taking it easy, being hungry, watching some how I meet your mother. And then I hear my stupid stupid neigbour totally randomlly just like that starting to play his  f u c k i n g  guitar AND sings.

F OR   H I S  G I R L F R I E N D !

and then you hear her excited squeals of joy and claps and all that shit.

O M G I feel so lonely. . .

Y e s s s s s s . . .  

Soon its late enough to go to bed!

Tomorrow  I  A M  going home.


and then im gonna forcefully see my finace

and kill him with kisses and huggies

and other murderous things.

I have something to  c o n f e s s .

I  s l e e p t  with  T i g e r   W o o d s .  





but dont tell anyone.

I want to be one of those persons

that the weird persons put in one of those mysterious freezing boxes

that freezes you down for many many years but still keep you in the same condition

then after many many years some bulding persons accidently find you while they were rebuliding a house

and accidently clicks on that very mysterious yet so clickable little button

and then accidently and surprisingly this weird old looking box starts shaking

and then boom.

There I am.

Just the way I was when they foze me down

but now very very full of enery

and there I am.

Surrounded by persons I have never meet before

all the old ones are gone.


I am in a new world,

yet, I am the same person.


Or ill just rest now or something, like  w h a t  e v e r .

I though it wasnt possible to feel more trapped then I already am.

And then that stupid ugly danish wannabe island,  I C E L A N D  just have to come and ruin it for everyone.

Thanks, thanks alot.

terrible            
              dire
    horrid    

loathsome

     detestable     sickening


                  aweful


   HATE.

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

And when your sitting there on your bed, being sick as hell, bored and depressed (after father tells me, no SCREAMS at me "Y O U  A R E  N O T  G O I N G  H O M E  T O M O R R O W !!!"
and totally  r u i n s  your dreams and  o n l y  motivation because thats what youve been looking forward to:

cuddling  r y a n  and being sick, listening to him saying " a w w w  h o n e y " and sympathically looking at me with those  b i i i g  brown choclaty eyes that no  s a n e  person could ever resist but should if they dont wanna get thier ass kicked.)

What is it that happend when your sitting there crying and screaming after boyfriends 
s t r o n g 
wellknown and huggable arms to be wrapped around you
and him hushing you to sleep and knowing that he will be there in the morning when you wake up,
still with his arms wrapped around you.

What is it that happens when all you really want to do is fall into a very  d e e p  sleep because there is absolutely nothing good out here in the forest
and you just hate your parents and all of your family and just either wanna run away or plainly die?

What is it that happends when your sitting there, so lonely, so alone, begging for some comfort.. but only from ryan...

That is when your little baby boy  F r a s s e  comes and unexpectively runs into your rum, jumps onto the laptop, and leaps into your arms to maybe not make it better, but just to help alittle.

And it did make it just a little bit less horrible  





This may all seem like wierd and stuff,
but I got a lot of feaver and im really sick,
and right now  F r a s s e  does seem to be the  o n l y  someone in this world to atleast  t r y  to comfort me.

#10. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

#9. Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

#8. I was blinded by your beauty so Im going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

#7. Hey I just realized this, but you look like my next girlfriend.

#6. If I were a squirl and you were a tree, I'd sooo store my nuts in your hole.. ;)

#5. Be unique and different, say yes.

#4. Im not really this tall... Im sitting on my wallet..

#3.  Did you fart? Because you just totally blew me away!!

#2. Your body is Wonderland and I want to be Alice.

and the best one...

#1. Does this rag smell like  c h l o r o f o r m  to you?

B T W this is a very long update. hehehhe.


I started out as any normal little farmer girl; p r e t t y  b a l d.

Then ofcourse my dad thought he had the right to decide my haircut.. I wasnt very happy about it. Even though it looks like it. That smile is fake. 

   

And then.. Puberty hit. not a pretty picture, not very pretty years of my teenage life..

And It grew longer, and I tried different hairstyles..

  

Then BOM, I got even longer hair and I finally grasped the technique of pouting with my lips.



It went to London and was all cool with lipstick and shit.



It got a mind of its own.
And shoved lots of condoms in my bra.
Stupid hair.



It got me through graduation, and was pretty flat, pretty good.  



It went on a airplane to Greece :) and was pretty redish.
But it didnt like Greece, not at all...
Even though it got pretty tan and nice..



It got visited by cousins from another planet. Made it all wierd cus they are so creepy.  



It got pretty and curly ish during summer :)

But then it got bored and turned dark :(



It met Ryan and made me blush and go all THIHIHIHIHIHI!!! <3333



It was long, and made me get very many ideas!!

Like smelling candypaper:D


 

And biting a Lady Gaga CD.

And trying to make peace with the aliens.




It got so many ideas that it even made ME tierd!



Then it turned to winter and it got pretty depressed,
even though I tried to cheer it up with some curls.



THEN!! DUN DUN.. IT CUT ITSELF!!!
And got pretty happy about that, didnt miss the long hair at all.
It also realized that looking at my nose is quite amusing. And hard.


Even I liked it!!
But.. it started to miss the feeling of it swaying in the wind...
But it just tried to be happy anyway:D
 

And this is pretty much how it is now. But the picture isnt fair to it >.<



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picture borrowed from stureplansvackraste.se

O n l y  a b o u t  T W O  m o n t h s  l e f t  n o w ! ! !