15:37:21
help
Am I a pedofile magnet?
10:42:24
muhah
So I'm back in Gothenburg again. Honestly, it´s hard to stay away.
And today is Friday and that means Ketty is working and that means I'm alone in her apartment and that means I'm really bored and that means I need to do something to unbore myself cus I'm feeling jumpy.
Sooo... what to do when you're in Ketty's apartment all alone..hmm
- PANTIE RAID!!!
19:15:50
cousin love <3
I liked them better when they were smaller.
.
Yesterday Tom, 9 year old beloved cousin of mine,
was starring at my boobs.
When he saw me looking he gives a cheeky smile and goes
"hey, nice tits jen!"
and runs away, looking all innocent and angelic, leaving me with my mouth open in awe
My lil Tompa is growing up :'(
14:12:39
strange
And we were in a shop, looking for food and stuff. And when we walked by the chocoalte things and sweets, I stopped and held up a chocolate bar for them to see. And a second later they are rolling on the floor laughing thier asses off.
I always thought Brittish people were weird, but not THAT weird.
23:35:21
ME <3 YOUTUBE
HAHAHAHAHA
If you know me, you also know about my bad sense of humor
But this.. oh this is funny.
Someone please give me a life?
15:27:42
ÄLSKA GÖTEBORG
And for those who doesn't know I was gone.. well screw you.
And for those who spend all their "brain space" (I don't know what else to call it, but hellooooo can't blame me, only been talking English for like 5 years) on missing me and have forgotten about where I was going here is a reminder:
I went to the city of love.
To the capital of beauty.
To the home of prettiness.
And for those who's uber thick and well, not Swedish:
aka GOTHENBURG!!
And that´s also where I'm moving if I get accepted to my school, which I will find out in exactly 12 days.
And yes, I am freaking out about that.
LOOK!
My school, IHGR aka International High School of the Gothenburg Region.
Fancy aye
Ketty´s appartment, the danish girl Ive pissed of earlier
Ketty and her boyfriend (she got some problems) Kaj, is using my laptop
Me and Kaj was being sneaky, she´ll never find out. He so loves me more
Found Sebastian :D
And we didnt even have to trick the fucker to do the dishes, he did them anyway
Me and my bitch. Clearly, as you can see, im way more gangsta then her
LOVE GOTHENBURG<3
And I just want to say bye, since both Sebastian and Ketty will kill me for this.
BYE!!
00:54:56
snälla söta rara anna
The best thing Sweden got to offer
And also what Emilia Torén is supposed to be in that picture from before.
It used to be a show in the 90´s, and well, its not the best quality, but that just makes it even better in my opinion.
It´s so...charming, and sooo typical Swedish humor.
oh and sensitive readers should look away, you´ll understand why soon enough..
23:35:57
lokko lokko
im a bitch, im a lover,
im a brunette lady gaga wannabe
without makeup
and with cloths that covers my butt
im a freaking gangstaaaa
and isn´t my blogg the cutest?!:D
20:24:55
oh Ronald
I am, believe it or not, the worst Harry Potter fan ever.
I love it.
My mom bought me the first book when I was 8 years old. And I remember how I really really really REALLY didn't want it.
Like I was stomping my feet, screaming as loud as my girly voice would let me "I DONT WANT IT MOM!!"
Yeap, I have always been a spoiled little brat. It allllll started on a young age, remember.
But my mom, as the stubborn bitch she is (we are sooo alike) didn't give in to my pleads and bought it anyway.
That night she started reading it to me.
And that's the night when I fell heads over heels in love with Harry Potter.
And I have to say, even though of course Harry is DA BOMB, a little gangsta form me there, it's all about Ron for me.
Ronald Weasley.
A.ka the man of my dreams.
I mean come on, hes like.. ginger!! How awesome is that!?
And he's sooo cute, and all British and all ginger nawww..
So I found this video; Its about a Japanese school girl who won some contest and gets to go to England and to the set of Harry Potter. And its just.. just makes you happy.
16:54:20
Emilia Torén
The brunette is Emilia, today 16 years old and probably the cutest thing in the whole wide world. And most certainly the happiest.
Honestly, she´s all smiles. Always.
I don't know how she does it, but I admire her for it.
She just got this certain charm that's just bubbling all outta her ears and makes everything good and cheerful around her.
I'm gonna miss her soo much when I move. I need my Emmi around to make love and peace.
But she's gonna be at least 2 hours away. In Tranemo. Surrounded by hot guys.
Heaven.. sigh
I'm gonna miss how she used to jump me from behind in school and start pinching my butt like crazy.
And I'm gonna miss watching scary movies with her and how she screams just cus she know that then I will automatically scream too.
And I'm gonna miss getting pissed of at her cus she's always so damn happy.
And I'm gonna miss how she always sighs and shakes her head when I do something dramatic or girly.
And I'm gonna miss how much she makes me smile.
I'm just gonna miss all of her, as the awesome and amazing friend she really is.
Love you birthday girl; don't kill yourself or anyone at your first time driving :D
16:30:43
Ketty Rullgardina Efraimsdotter Bengtsson Hansen Långstrump
Age: 18 in 2 months
Lives: Sweden but is from Denmark (she isnt really)
Likes: long walks on the beach and cheesedoodles
Dosnt like: emos and fjortisar (she dosnt think very highly of herself)
Loves: her future husband, Bam Margera
Hates: my future husband, Zac Efron
Hobbies: walking around wearing lots of makeup, and black cloths and eating everyone who dares to wear pink
Ambitions: marrying Bam, not have kids, getting a full body tattoo, live long enough to turn 18
Tattos: a red heart with flames on her tummy
Piercings: everywhere...
Color: green and emo black
Music: shes really into Alexander Rybak at the moment
Shoe size: she dosnt wear any
What is she doing right now: killing me with her eyes
Eye color: blue for normal, red when shes hungry
What was the last thing she said to you: I LOVE YOU JENNY LUNDQVIST!! GOD DAMNIT I LOVE YOU
14:50:41
yum
Hi my name is Jenny and I got a confession to make.
I got a food addiction.
I'm in love with olives.
I'm honestly sickly obsessed about them.
I knew it was bad when I had a vision of eating olives after seeing a olive oil commercial and when I began dreaming of them.. That's when I realized that this is a real issue I need to deal with before it gets out of hand. Well, more out of hand.
Like, I love them more then I love chocolate.
Yes I know "OMG", cus I really do love chocolate really really much. But I can't ignore the voice of my heart when it screams for the thing I crave the most "OLIVES OLIVESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"
If I were to get choked by some kind of food, I want it to be an olive.
And when I'm then buried after that, I want to be buried together with a jar of olives. With the core thingy still in them cus they last longer. And black ones, not green.
After that, I will rest in peace. With my olives <3
17:11:32
It all started at a very young age..
Normal little kids, girls, play with babrie and wear pink right?
And they go around singing la la la la and jump and skip and shout yay and ect.
That's what the normal ones do.
Now you may not believe this, but I was not one of them.
I was... I was just different I guess.
While all the other girls watched my little pony and doodled hearts and butterflies, little me was sitting all alone in a dark room watching Star Wars.
I loved Star Wars, it was my bible.
And I used to have this little Obi wan kenobi lollipop thingy. Awww good times, good times..
My impression of Yoda at that age, of course its much more complicated and advanced now, but I think that´s pretty impressive for a 3year old: 
Just imadgine me green and BAM, you got Yoda
13:53:08
Nickelodeon v.s. Disney Channel
I'm actually torn, since they are both really good, but I just need to get this over with.
Its unfair to love them both, I should just give myself, and all of me, to one of them. Even though its going to hurt to let go.
So starting with Disney.
Two words: Hannah Montana
Bam
Its over
Nick, Im all yours
Hannah Perv Montana
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