jennylundquist

He finally found his place in the world, bless bless <3

7 months now, but it feels like so much more..

you will never be forgotten <3

When I wantz a zzzhhhigarr, I zhhmoke a zzzzhhhigarr!

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

just so totally inlove with this song, have been going around singing it ALL day..
but only the choirs;
rawr rawr blablabla gaga!! lala..la la ...la LA!! romance!!
but all the pooheads just told me to shut the fuck up so I started singing even louder and more:)
RAWR RAWR!!! ect.

"Its time to kick some ass and chew bubblegum, and Im all out of gum.."

I am compleatly youtubeloving this man.
He is the deffinition of legendary.
Tragic thing is I have been going around for a week now singing this and swaying my hips.
And I got no plans of stopping..


Knock knock
who´s there?
Me, wondering why your not naked.

nänä det är lungt.

1. Start every sentence with that little pling noise msn messages does. Refuse to answer your friends if they don’t do it.
2. Write a letter to your imaginary friend telling it you want to break contact, be harsh. If you don’t have a imaginary friend, then what are you doing reading this blog?
3. Type with your elbows. Or try.
4. Call one of your female friends parents, pretend to be a gynaecologist. Tell them it’s about the pregnancy test their daughter did a few days ago, ask them to tell her to come to her office as soon as possible.
5. Write your own biography. Exaggerate and describe yourself as Jesus.
6. Put on Twilight. Laugh at every weird masculine sound Bella does and every creepy "I got an erection" face Edward keep doing.
7. Learn lots of old weird words that no one nowadays know what they mean. Annoy your friends with your unnecessary knowledge.
8. Call your parents, break the good news about your new attraction. "Mom, Im gay."
NEVER FORGET TO CALL THEM BACK AND TELL THEM YOU WERE KIDDING. NEVER.
9. Talk to yourself about your day. In different voices, to make it less depressing and sad.
10. Play the sims, get addicted again. If you don’t have the sims then your screwed.
11. Paint your nails in lots of layer of nail polish. See how far you can get before they fall of.
12. Learn different accents. Record it and put it on youtube. You might go far. Remember not to show your face.
13. Do lots of weird random quizzes on facebook. Annoy people with that.
14. Put on a pair of high heels. Learn Beyonces Single Ladies dance. Just incase something might go wrong, heel pocking one of your eyes out, you should not be alone.
15. Go outside. Run around asking people if they have seen the little purple eyed man with orange skin and heels. Avoid showing your face.
16. Throw marshmallows against the wall. Resist eating them.
17. Flash your neighbour. Accidentally ofcourse..
18. Rewrite the Bible, write your own name instead of God.
19. Put a pillow under your shirt. Go outside and holding your supposed to be very pregnant tummy and scream grawwhhhjhajhsjsa!!
20. Stalkishly write your boyfriends name everywhere. Including on random peoples cars with your keys.
21. Go to McDonalds, try to order speaking in your homemade language.
22. Also, to make it better, pretend that your blind.
23. Stomp grapes in the bathtub.
24. Count your teeth with your tongue.
25. Park your car...  with a friend.
26. Park your car...  with a group of friends.
27. Make an inukshuk. Sell it.
28. Spend 4.55 minutes of your life watching this video. Notice the guy in the background playing CS.
Start loving Asian dudes. Imagine yourself marrying one of them. Name one of your babies Gloria..
 


29. Read my blog.
30. Tell all your friends about it.

oh oh OH! Guess who got the ticets for New Moon!?
;D
ohhhhh yes!

I will be the ones who laugh really really loud when Edward leaves Bella.
And everyone else will be crying.. whats it to cry about? Shes finally free from that murderous vampire and can now spend some time with her REAL and WARM and AWESOME and H O T friends.
Someone like hmm, I dont know, JACOB BLACK!?!?

Team Jacob forever<3

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No, I am not a nerd.