jennylundquist

(dont bother about the title, only smart people would get it, and I dont want you hurting your pretty little heads)

Well G´day knackers, guess who's back to destroy your peace and give you nightmares?
.......
I dont know but I heard she HO-O-OT.
So Crete, been there done that, was awfully boring and terribly hot too actually. And it wasn't because of all the supposed to be gorgeous guys over there (not that I was looking).
Actually, Greeks are pretty ugly.
Oh am I gonna get shit for that one..
But someone had to say it, alright? Im just stating the obvious, soo.. like dont kill the messenger!!
They didn't smell either, surprisingly.
But well, that could have been cus I had a cold and couldn't breath through my nose and therefore not smell at all.
I did get an awesomely super uber mega hot tan though, modestly speaking.
Moving on
Ah honestly, right now I'm just a tinsy bit to tired for all this mumbo jumbo I'm talking, and I bet you are too.
So I'm gonna stop there before I go completely cuckoo, if I haven't already..
So see ya on the flip side homies

So the blond Danish looking chick is my bff. She's Danish and is named My.
Yes its true, her name is actually My.
I haven´t seen her ALL summer. Not all 4 days of it.
You may think why haven't you seen each other when you live so close together?
Id say its a mix of lazyness and...er..yeah..
And now we are being separated once again.
I'm going to Crete for 8 days and when i get back she will be of to Denmark for like a week.
I'm gonna miss her soo much, like I´ll even miss the way she screams out of joy/fear everytime she gets a text.
And the way she always corrects you if you say a word wrong, and how she always hits you sooo hard.
And im gonna miss leaning my head on her shoulder and how she awkwardly pats my hair. And how she always gonna fix with my hair just cus she knows how much i hate it. And I'm gonna miss sleeping with my head on her tummy while we watch sex and the city...
aw I'm crying now.. I'm gonna miss my My so much
Gonna think lots of her when im of in Crete laying topless on the beach surrounded by all the hot Greeks.
Mhm that's right My, and your gonna be surrounded by fat bear eating (YES EATING) Danish people.
IN YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER!

love you (a)

Tomorrow is the last day of high school, the last day of my class 9C, and the last day of this part of my life.
After tomorrow we won't be seniors anymore, but we´ll have to start over again as the new kids in our new school with our new friends. Some of us are moving, like me, but most of us are staying. Seems crazy for a 16 year old girl to move all by herself to her own apartment, and yeah it is crazy. I'm scared to death and it's getting worse, but I rather feel this then staying here. I'm suffocating and I'm soo thankful my mom accepted that I need to get out of here.
But with me moving to Gothenburg means I won't see my friends, my family and most important my bros and hoes in 9C.
So tomorrow is our last day together.
Prom will be the last part of the abnormal adventures of the amazing class of 9C;

Emilia Toren, Alexander Olsson, Frida Agnefjärd, Caroline Magnusson, John Johansson, CS Hedström, Alexander Halonen, Agnes Andersson, My Bengtsson, Sebastian Hallberger, Sophia Slättberg, Johanna Gullander, Robert Fredriksson, Adam Hansson and Jenny Lundqvist.

I love you guys
See ya on the 10 years reunion when I'm rich and famous suckers!

Sitting lonely in my room
how a day could be this gloom
a ticking clock
hanging on the wall
I hear an old man fall
the countdown is starting
Martin Martin oh Martin
Seconds turn to minutes
Minutes turn to hours
You turn on your superpowers
You make me fly
You take me high
Your killer ass makes me wanna die
Oh my Oh my..
So what your crazy?
Cant you see you amaze me
Cant you see I adore you
Cant you get to my door Neaut?
I wanna get you on the floor Neaut
Sooooooot but you aint one of a kind, I got so many on my mind
Like Thomas
you look like Joe Jonas
Who looks like Nick
And he got such a nice............[beep]
Aaaaaand Tony
your just so corny
but it makes me.............[beep]
Waaall
I like that your tallllll
but your bisexuallllll
dun duuunnnn

I don't see why boys are allowed walk around topless wherever they want without anyone looking at them weird (we may look at them, but that's the look of desire if they got a nice body). We never think like "Oh dear that boy sure shows a lot of skin". We just think "ohhhhhh deeeeearrrrr, that boys body is deliciousssssss"

BUT.
If a girl would walk around topless we would never EVER think "ohh what a nice girl, I'm sure she just want to get some sun on her boobs". We think more like "OH MY GOD look at that slut! She just walks around showing EVERYBODY what she got, I mean come on! Does girls have no dignity nowadays?" "What would that girls poor parents say about this?" "Maybe she doesn't know that the top is of? Maybe she dropped it without noticing?".

So I think girls aren't allowed to walk like that because "it's dangerous". You see, If a man sees a girl like that he wont be able to control himself, he's just too, pardon my world, fucking horny that he can't help but rape this poor girl. And its her own fault. She's the one who chose to walk topless. Silly girl. 
Alright, so maybe I'm exaggerating a little, but you get the concept.  

BUT.
Why isn't it dangerous for men to walk around topless? I know lots of girls who's strong enough to take down a man and then rape him. Why aren't men afraid to walk alone in the dark nights? Don't they know how many creepy and horny heavy ladies there is out there? Excluding all the teachers? The streets are practically crammed with them!
So all you cute boys with a hot body out there, watch it and give me your number.

I've been thinking about that for quite some time now, and I just don't seem to find the answer.
Cus like, when you eat a blue M&M, you get a blue tongue, but that´s only logical.
Thing is, when you eat a yellow M&M you don't get a blue tongue, you get a yellow tongue which is also very logical.
When you eat a green M&M you get a green tongue, figured right?
BUT, the thing that's been on my mind since breakfast today, WHY DOES YOUR TONGUE GET BLUE AFTER A RED M&M?
It just doesn't make sense to me..  I'm a very logical person, I know that 1+1 is 2, I know that if you fall down from the stairs its gonna hurt like hell, I know that if you tell your teacher he got a nice ass that teacher will look at you weird for the rest of the year. I know that if you accidently drop your phone from a bridge down in the ocean then your daddy will buy you a new and better one, and if you whine really much about how you got ABSOLUTLY NO SHOES then you will get some just to shut you up.
All that stuff is logical; I can understand that because it's UNDERSTANDABLE.
But what I really CANT get into my head is WHY THE HELL MY TONGUE IS BLUE WHEN IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RED.