jennylundquist

#10. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

#9. Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

#8. I was blinded by your beauty so Im going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

#7. Hey I just realized this, but you look like my next girlfriend.

#6. If I were a squirl and you were a tree, I'd sooo store my nuts in your hole.. ;)

#5. Be unique and different, say yes.

#4. Im not really this tall... Im sitting on my wallet..

#3.  Did you fart? Because you just totally blew me away!!

#2. Your body is Wonderland and I want to be Alice.

and the best one...

#1. Does this rag smell like  c h l o r o f o r m  to you?