jennylundquist

I got a visit today.
Well it wasn´t really a visit since I didn´t actually let them in or anything, but yeah, lets just call it a visit cus I don´t think there’s a better word to describe what it was without using a whole sentence. "people who wanted to come inside but I didn´t let them in cus they looked creepy and I totally don´t want creepy people in my apartment. Its banned. As well as smokers, pedos, and family."
Anyway, as I was saying, I got a visit today
BY JEHOVAS VITNESES
A middle age weird looking dude in leather jacket and tie, with extremely much gel in his hair. And a old ish man wearing priest cloths and very very much gray hair.
You have to understand I got a bit scared.
The gel-obsessed said they were here to talk a little about THE bible, the "priest" stayed back and just watched. 
I was like holding the door, only having it open a bit, looking very busy and much unkidnapped able.  
He was like soooo... You got religion in school? You like it? What do you think about THE bible?
Me: Yes. I love it. Its illogical and silly.
Creep: But..
Me: I’m an atheist
Dude: OH.. why?
Me: I’m just a realist, I don´t believe stuff like that.
He: you want to read some of these books? you can have them?
*silence*
He: and read them.. If you want to..
Me: No thanks 
He: okej..
*awkward silence*
*me looking around, whistling a little, looking at my invisible clock on my arm"
He: well, have a good day *smiles and doesn’t move*
Me: *smiles back* you too * closes door in face*

That was my visit.
Im gonna eat toast now with ketty, like the good old times.