20:22:59
GRrrrrr
(dont bother about the title, only smart people would get it, and I dont want you hurting your pretty little heads)
Well G´day knackers, guess who's back to destroy your peace and give you nightmares?
.......
I dont know but I heard she HO-O-OT.
So Crete, been there done that, was awfully boring and terribly hot too actually. And it wasn't because of all the supposed to be gorgeous guys over there (not that I was looking).
Actually, Greeks are pretty ugly.
Oh am I gonna get shit for that one..
But someone had to say it, alright? Im just stating the obvious, soo.. like dont kill the messenger!!
They didn't smell either, surprisingly.
But well, that could have been cus I had a cold and couldn't breath through my nose and therefore not smell at all.
I did get an awesomely super uber mega hot tan though, modestly speaking.
Moving on
Ah honestly, right now I'm just a tinsy bit to tired for all this mumbo jumbo I'm talking, and I bet you are too.
So I'm gonna stop there before I go completely cuckoo, if I haven't already..
So see ya on the flip side homies
